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Advanced Shake n Bake is when you put ethylamine, lithium, Coleman's Camp Fuel, added to the soda stream bottle. A beaker has freebase Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane. You should see little tiny Bronze beads start forming around the RV (Reaction Vessel, Soda Stream Bottle) floating just on top of the NP mixed around with the Li within the first 10 minutes if everything is going well. Swirl the bottle and/or heat with blow-dryer as needed to keep the reaction continuing strong throughout this process. Continue this process for probably about 25 – 45 minutes, until approximately 3/4 of the Li in the RV has been converted to Bronze. Then add Phenylpropanolamine dissolved in Pentane, Hexane, or Heptane into the RV through a funnel. Then Shake the fuck out of the bottle and heat with hair dryer and burp it to release Ethylamine pressure. The advantage of Ethylamine over Ammonia is less burping and less pressure required for keeping it liquid. Then you get Dextroamphetamine.
Dave: I made Speed (Dextroamphetamine. Not Methamphetamine, Amphetamine.) by using Advanced Shake n Bake. Thanks, Coleman's Camp Fuel, Heptane, Phenylpropanolamine, Lithium that got bronzed, liquid Ethylamine, and Li(NH2CH2CH3)4
Being very, very stoned.
Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.
a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity
b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously
Hey man, wanna come over to shake and bake after our soccer match?
Thrusting in and out vigorously causing much pleasure and continuously queefing in the process.
A dog was doing the shake and bake with a biscut on a rusty bench, more happened after…
To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).
Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"
Monica: "Fuck yeah"
When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other
Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked
The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.
A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.