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an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human

hammy is such a shlump.

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

The act of getting very drunk and having 0 energy and proceeding to fall asleep on the nearest couch

Damn rob is in a shlump

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Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.

Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).

When you’re so fucked you’re sHlumped

Purple you’re fuckin sHlumped there’s no dobermans in the fucking truck that’s a headrest.

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.