A fork of Rural Dictionary
From the Latin root of "slumber" and a combination of the slang word "shleep", to be exhausted and drained from a previous event.
Dude, I was up so late last night, I'm so shlumped.
To fall asleep while in the process of doing something.
Damn this nigga really shlumped while moderating an online porn site.
The act of leaning with one's back against a smooth surface, and sliding down while keeping one's feet in the same place such that the knees finish tucked into the chest.
I leant against the locker and shlumped down.
An iteration of the slang word "slump" used to refer to a state of being excessively intoxicated, either from weed, alcohol, both, or a combination of other substances.
Friend 1: Get up bro we gotta go, this party's dead as shit.
Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump