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A spoon and a fork. Makes for a fun weapon

Ow... The spork hit my eye...

An awesome assassin game played with a large group of people over an extended period of time. every player receives a spork and a target...the point is to catch your target when they don't have their spork in their hand and stab them with yours, therefore eliminating them. if you charge people to play, the remaining players split the money in the pot when the game is over.

"Did you hear? Sarah broke into Danny's house last night and sporked him while he was asleep...he's so mad!"

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

(1) To kill in the most inhumane way
(2) Only the best thing ever created this side of heaven

(1) Some night around now, I'm going to spork Jacob.
(2) Don't break my spork, I haven't eaten with it yet!

(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.

Spooning leads to sporking :)

When a girl wants to spoon but a guy wants to do more and pokes her with his member, much like that of a spoon with a pointy end.

David was spooning with his girl and became bored. He decided to spork her to see if she would be up for relations.