A fork of Rural Dictionary
A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli. {Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance. 2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
Someone who burns pizzas constantly!
He burnt another pizza again today boss! Wow he's a stiff!
I manipulative, compulsive liar, rapist and racist white boy. Silence is violence and we won’t back down. We know your secret.
Did you hear about that harry silsbury stiff chunk? What a freak..
To pin an opponent in a wrestling match
Wrestler : i'm next on mat 4 coach Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back! Wrestler : ok coach!!!