A fork of Rural Dictionary
National gay day, on this day anything goes, which includes that one homie who's lookin extra thicc
"Lemme clap them cheeks Gerald" "I'm not gay tho" "don't worry its October 4th"
"What's that supposed to mean??" "It means I'm about to get some cheek nigga"
The best day of the year cause it’s my birthday :)
May 4th
Happy Birthday!
Give your girlfriend your sweatshirt!!
Give your girlfriend your hoodie on November 4th!
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Your 4th Amendment rights _should_ allow you to say no to the bored, profiling highway cop when he wants to tear apart your car looking for god-knows-what, but some states have loopholes these assholes can use. If you're not doing anything wrong, you don't need to be submissive to their whims and attitudes.
Carlee: guess what today is!
Seon: May 4th
Carlee: yeah but it is also kiss your crush day and you just happend to be my crush
the second best date in the year (first is december 25th) where the most beautiful amazing loyal smart healthy children are born
joe: she's smart funny and attractive, i love her
ellis: defo a september 4th