Country Dictionary

The sweetest little gerbil you will ever meet!

"My Pooter is so cute when he eats apples!"

A pooter can be an kind of fart, not just the worst kind as previously defined.

Your foul pootering is throwing off my concentration almost as much as your Ugg boots.

quite type, tends to follow rather than lead. Almost like a pest/baby.Produces odd scent only known to his bread.

"Stop following me Pooter!"
"there is Pooter crouching behind a bench"
"Can you smell that,I think its Pooter"

The cutest, fuzziest, most loveable small animal- especially refering to cats.

Our pooter was so cute when she meowed and climbed on the bed to snuggle.

Vagina

God my girlfriends pooter is the best!
My pooter itches like crazy

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

A person or creature behaving in an irritating or unintelligent way.

A person knocking your pen on the floor- "You bloody pooter!"