A fork of Rural Dictionary
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"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"
The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.
Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies
A " Man Muffin " Is a person who you would do sexual things to
oohhh, chantelle see that guy aint he a "man muffin"
Does NOT own a muffin company.
Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.
Woman1: do you know the muffin man?
Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!
That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."