Country Dictionary

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Mike pencing

When you fuck up the first line of a speech by having no clue where the fuck you even are, let alone any clue of what you're about to say for the next 90 minutes.

Mike Pencing - I'm glad to be with you all here on the moon where I actually think Donald Trump could be the next moon President.

by GET_SICK October 05, 2016

hunter pence

the coolest fucking baseball player ever to play for the phillies. traded from the astros in 2011

hunter pence has hit in every game with the phillies so far man!

by nawbruh August 18, 2011

Mike Pence

Slang for “impotent.”

Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!

by TwittahBanned4Life January 16, 2021

Mike Pence

An extremely homophobic piece of shit that shouldn't exist in this multiverse.

Mike Pence is shit.

by Devan Mihaly April 05, 2020

Mike Pence

The reincarnation of Jesus and Nikola Tesla whose destiny is to electrocute all the gays.

Mike Pence "the electric fence" electrocuted 2000 fags today

50 Pence

Really cool rapper from the U.K.

In the pub is the same lenght as In the Club

by Kalisto September 19, 2003