A fork of Rural Dictionary
What you do when drunk and driving. Going from one lane to the other or swerving between lanes, or in the same lane. Probable cause for DUI
"I was so smashed last night, i was TYPEWRITING all the way home"
Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.
“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”
When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to town “corn on the cob style”
Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter
A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.
I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.
When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.