A fork of Rural Dictionary
An incredibly sexy, incredibly thoughtful guy. Often called devastatingly handsome, a Wesley is known for his musical talent and has a dumbfounding way with words. He makes friends easily, but sometimes finds it hard to let people in. He is caring, intelligent and sweet, an all around awesome guy.
Person1: "You know that guy who was playing last night?"
Person2: "Oh, yeah, he's such a Wesley!"
Wesley wanted to be hypocritical by being angry at people who treated him the way he treated them
A gay imaginary friend. If you have a Wesley you have no life.
Me: Did you hear the news?
MY friend: What?
Me: I killed my Wesley last night.
Wesley's are guys who are really sweet as friends and really creepy as boyfriends. Wesley's should never be let out of their Friend-Zone, they cannot behave themselves.
1. "Wesley" you're the perfect FRIEND.
2. "Wesley" you're like a BROTHER to me.
3. "Wesley" , I wish I had a boyfriend like you (but not you, stay in your lane nigga)
Wesley is a Majestic Beast.
Wesley spends his time in the forests meditating.
Usually pondering the meaning of life, which he already knows.
Engaging Wesley will invoke the wrath of Nature, killing the attacker instantly.
Wesley is known to wander in spirit form spreading the grace of his presence to others found worthy while they sleep.
Wesley is often known as a Puzzle Master, and has immense powers.
In the forests you may see a shining white light, there sits Wesley.