Country Dictionary

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gasshole

A gay asshole. They act gay and everyone hates them.

Everyone punched the gasshole because he started kissing men.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

pokemon meal

Going to McDonald's and ordering the happy meal just for the Pokemon toy. You throw away the meal and just keep the toy.

I got a green pokemon when i ordered the pokemon meal at mcdonalds.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

black thursday

The day before black friday where people camp outside of stores and get drunk or high. They often try stealing stuff from the stores or other people camping out before hand.

On black thursday I saw people getting drunk outside of bj's warehouse.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

Wesley

A gay imaginary friend. If you have a Wesley you have no life.

Me: Did you hear the news?
MY friend: What?
Me: I killed my Wesley last night.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 25, 2011

chokemon

Pokemon toys that are choking hazards and you can choke on them.

I like playing chokemon.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

smoko

The gas station Sunoco when they sell cigarettes and everyone buys them and smokes them outside the gas station.

When I went to smoko there was a gang smoking cigarettes.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011