Country Dictionary

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Marcus Whitman

School of the farmers, located in the depths of Rushville, NY. After winning a fundraiser put on by radio station 98PXY, Justin Bieber put on a 10 minute concert at the school, which he was 2 hours late to

Bro I saw someone driving on the road in a tractor down in middlesex! Yeah it’s prolly some kiddo from Marcus Whitman

by coconutmallman May 27, 2024

Whitman Rowland

The coolest dude that never acknowledges his coolness. Terrible communicator but the best conversator. If he’s nice he probably doesn’t like you.

Man 1: dude, did you see him last night? He pulled a Whitman Rowland Man 2: He left the bar with 3 chicks? What a G!

by Sue Cash November 26, 2021