A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who are 100% going to hell no questions asked. They have s*x with animals, and have full on relationships with them. They also tried getting into the LGBTQ community.
Person 1: What are zoophiles
Person 2: The people that the Doom Slayer kills
A terrible person who has sex with animals.
Chad is a zoophile and he is stupid because he does it with animals
A fucking monster lots likes to fuck animals
Zoophiles are fatherless
Zoophile: I wonder when my dad's going to come back with the milk
Someone who is sexually attracted to non-anthropomorphic animals. Note that not all zoophiles are furries and not all furries are zoophiles.
Person 1: All furries are zoophiles!!!
Person 2: Actually, no. Furries are attracted to fictional, anthropomorphic animals, and zoophiles are attracted to real, non-anthropomorphic animals. Plus, what you said is the same as saying that all autistic people are complete idiots; they really aren't.
A fatherless individual with a sexual attraction to animals. They can be 6-17 yrs old and all of them should be wiped off from the face of the earth.
- Oh who is that?
- a zoophile
-Oh, I hate those people
Ben: my name is Ben