Country Dictionary

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arsenal

A very average football team from Woolwich who are currently squatting in North London. Currently lying 5th in the table behind a real North London team called Tottenham Hotspur. Their star player Thierry Henry will be leaving in the summer, which means that in just over a year they will be heading to their rightful place in The Championship.

Shove it up your Arsenal

by Steve Tottenham March 22, 2006

arsen

Arsen is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet. You can often catch him sucking dick or braid his very long ass hair. And be careful, although he may look very tiny and weak, he’s always ready to braid your ass hair as well.

- Hey, are you straight? - No, I’m Arsen

by vegabigpp June 04, 2020

Arsenal

A london football team with an extreamly high Chav following, don't even have an englishman as captain, now that ain't right!

What! Theiery Honrey scores another goal! making him arsenal's top scorer, ...........and only scorer!

by David Bayliss July 04, 2006

arsenal

An English Football team with only two English players on the entire 28-man first team roster. Theo Walcott, one of England's rising stars, is simply a sub for Wnger's United Nations FC.

Arsenal once agian keep Theo Walcott and Justin Hoyte benched. Hoyte did get to play at Sunderland, where he was loaned, to make Arsenal even richer.

by Dude24545 November 24, 2006

Arsenal

To consistently capitulate during the time period of January

A Man Utd fan - "How much do you think you're going to Arsenal this season" An Arsenal fan (October) - "BLUD THIS SEASON'S GONNA BE OURS WENGER IN" An Arsenal fan (January) - "ARSENAL ARE SHIT SACK THE BOARD SACK WENGER WENGER OUT I'VE SAID IT FOR YEARS YOU'SE WON'T LISTEN TO ME NASVKADCOPVJFVCLK DLMFLVKLNDS

by Sevilla Depression September 27, 2017

Arsenal

A Roblox game with guns >:3

You dude! you wanna play Arsenal

by ArsenalDelinquent September 01, 2020

Arsenal

A football club based in North London. One of the most supported clubs in the world with amazing history and honours like the Invincibles and most FA cups record. Arsenal aka the Gunners can be a joy to watch but sometimes the team can disappoint its fans and leave them depressed and angry.

1-0 to the Arsenal! Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea its a record 14 FA cups for the Gunners!

by BRO01 November 14, 2020