A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun
Singular
bamboozle
Plural
bamboozles
(zoology) A branch of pygmy bonobos that are very tiny and big-eyed. Their fur can either be pink, teal, or black. They do not use limbs for movement. Their one only goal in life is to find and forcibly have sex with human females. When attached to a woman, they cannot be removed by any means. Some report say that bamboozles will even hump dead female corpses if they are desperate. They are immortal and will never satisfied.
"My wife was raped by a bamboozle and we had to burry her body with the damn thing... *cry*"
When a male places his penis in a females mouth when she is asleep, then procedes to urinate in for mouth until she wakes up, at which point the male shouts Bamboozle!
You have been bamboozled hunny
To confuse someone or leave somebody bewildered
im going to try my best to bamboozle aaron speight
To have sex with in a rowdy manner.
To have sex in a way that breaks furniture or causes bodily damage.
To be fucked hard.
I bamboozled that chick's brains out last night!
We broke the chair with our bamboozling.
I just want to get bamboozled until I can't walk straight.
A boy goes to wrote with his pen, but uses the wrong side of the pen and exclaims "Oh no! I have been bamboozled!".
bamboozling- to go to someone's house and drink a lot of and spill their beer.
bamboozler- some one who goes to peoples homes and fucks up their keg.
If you spill another beer i will kick you out and label you a bamboozler.
Quit bamboozling around dood, we need to drink as much beer as we can man.