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Anything that can make your balls itch in a sexual manner. AKA Hot girls that you think would engage in a sexual activity.

Damn, look at the Bonch Candy across the room. I fucking swear she want my nuts! I'd Beat...

Questionable retail store with foul dressing rooms and is a total bonch to work at; commonly now known as "Macy's".
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Bonch

"I'd love to attend your party, but unfortunately I have to work at the Bonch Marche".

VEE DO VUT WE VANT YAH!

So it's a two person team. Bonch and Bonchay....the names are interchangeable, and frequently they do.
TEAM BONCH is insane.
In the membrane.
Not joking....they're fucking psychos.





Watch out, they probably already know where you live......and they will watch you when you are sleeping.

Quick! Hide in the attic, Anne Frank! TEAM BONCH is here!

A movie based on "Failure to Launch" in which Matthew McConaughey is unable to scratch his nifkin.

Failure to Bonch, in movie theaters now.

this is best described as the toe jam of your bonch. formed by long days of sweating and chafing.... aka dead skin....found on fatties

after a hard day of grueling running i need to wash off my bonch butter.

A typical rhyme as created by the one and only AEB, maestro of parrotrap productions. A typical 'bonch is a rhyme of anywhere from 2 to any number of lines, usually rhyming on alternate lines, but not always, and occasionally freeform non-rhyming verse. The content may be about anything, but usually contains obscure historical references, fragments of personal writings of others creepily stolen off of their webpages, perverse sexual references, and the obligatory autistic metaphors, similies, non-sequiturs, and allusions that make a bandyret bonch such a rich art form. An excellent example of one is as follows (this is in the form of a limerick):

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There once was a boner named speed,

Who straw an incredible screed,

he dank in the pop,

with a whizz and a lop,

and crew it all tooty and weed;

SUPERSEDE!
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Another form of bandyret bonch is the rap rhyme, usually quite rhythmic and also quite non-sensical to the average person. An example is as follows:

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poison, get your noise on,
away from this noisome
nuisance. Now, dance, dance,
pants yo' ants; zoo-e, crewy
too. Da bald man dance as
fast as France; did-n't
you wish you could, too?
(Toucan Sam, he's yer man!)
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(please note that this and all bandyret bonches are copyright 2005-6-whenever Parrotrap Productions, inc. and using one or more without permission from said organization (or at least giving proper credit as to author and publisher) gives them permission to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.)

person 1: "Only in L.A., a psychadelic day..."

person 2: "Ohohohohohoh Ohmygawd! You're starting my favorite bandyret bonch; I LOOOOOVE this one!"

Bonch is a term used to describe the liquid that collects in the bottom of a full garbage bag. Used by those who work in the food service, parks and recreation, custodial services, or other such industries where changing out garbage bags is a common task. Also used with modifiers to describe the main constituent of the liquid (see below).

When I was changing out trash cans at the waterfront, I tore a hole in a bag and dripped bonch all over my pants.

Get that sack of empties out of here! I don't want beer-bonch leaking all over the carpet!