A fork of Rural Dictionary
The physical contents of steroids. The cream is applied to the body and the clear refers to the liquid injected into the backside.
Jose Canseco used the cream and the clear
An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.
It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.
To prevent a snoopy mom, girlfriend, etc. from looking at your recent internet activity, one should always clear history.
Chris: Did you check out the Sasha Grey link I sent you. Matt: She's fit bro. Thanks for the link! Chris: Of course man, no worries. Did you use your mom's 17 inch laptop to watch it? Matt: Sure did. Chris: Well, I sure hope your cleared your history. Matt: Damn, I forgot to clear history! I'm gonna get butt fucked like sasha grey when I get home!
Typically used in a setting where someone is playing a game and cannot hear and then shouts to "clear comms"
Friend 1: *trying to clutch 1v1* Friend 2: *talking to other friends while Friend 1 is clutching* Friend 1: Yo Clear comms man
"The coast is clear" is said when it has been determined that it is now safe to proceed; that there are no obstacles or witnesses to what one is about to do.
"The coast is clear", he thought as he watched his lover's husband drive away from the house.
1. The usual footwear of hookers and whores 'round the globe...
I was gonna wife that broad until I saw she owned 6 pairs of clear heels.
To masturbate Same as... Bash the bishop Choke the chicken Yank the plank Clean the pipes Grapple the gorilla Pet the one eyed snake Stroke the salami Massage colin Toss off Shake hands with the milkman Greet the old chap tommy tank Spank Off Spank the Monkey Buffing the Banana Holding Your Sausage Hostage Jackin' the Beanstalk Rounding up the Tadpoles Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ Spank the Frank Applying the hand brake Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Auditioning the finger puppets Beef-stroke-it-off Boxing the bald champ Charming the snake Checking for testicular cancer Choking Kojak Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Straddle your paddle Taking matters into your own hands Teasing the weasel Thumping the pump Tickling the pickle etc etc
I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.