Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

roman drought

The unfortunate side effect of a roman candle (def. 2) gone wrong. When the potential projectile becomes lodged in the urethra resulting in an inability to ejaculate and/or urinate.

Dude, we gotta call the hospital... I know there's nothing more humiliating than a roman drought but you're gonna get an infection...

by Willie Joe April 09, 2006

Mexican Drought

When you try to ejaculate in a girls hair but nothing comes out, then throw her down some stairs, same as mexican avalanche but nothing comes out

I was going for a mexican avalanche but nothing came out, so i gave her a mexican drought

by kurtiswood February 24, 2005

THC drought

When you Run out of weed or anything with THC.

damn bruh, i’m struggling with a THC drought right now

by Ty Cotton January 13, 2019

meme drought

When there are no new memes for a period of time.

"The meme drought on Pictophile is really boring me"

by Punking August 01, 2017

Pussy Drought

A period of prolonged shortage of pussy for a general population.

The pussy drought of the 1950s resulted in a period of sexual frustration.

by Theone13 July 09, 2009

da drought 3

a mixtape by lil wayne, one of the best mixtapes ever made imo

done by re-rapping over common mainstream hits

Choppers with drums!
Listen to King Kong on Da Drought 3.

by Wayne12345 July 11, 2008

drought trout

the act of turning off the water to a toliet, flushing out what's in the bowl, and leaving a big steamy dump for your roommate to find. practical joke, a.k.a. dry bowl.

"i wanted payback on pete for owning me last saturday so i gave him a drought trout"

by vinny the fireman May 08, 2007