A fork of Rural Dictionary
Asking a close freind or family member to suck your penis until you cum so hard that you feel like you will die
Fuck my dick mommy
Ok
Later that night
Ooooh harder mommy I love when you make me cum this hard
After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.
Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".
The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.
“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”
an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.
e.g - tianna
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head