A fork of Rural Dictionary
The smell of your Gooch taint and balls after a round of golf
"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"
Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have. Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough. Me:Ubuntu
An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.
I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.
A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.
Many men in their 40's are crosswalk golfers.