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Haiku-ka-choo

n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.

Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).

I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!

by Anthony Sheppard November 07, 2010

peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.

Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

Henry the haiku master

The most legendary drawing to ever grace this earth. His life was short, but his dick was longer. He was created on a page of the Apogee adventures Vermont-Lake Champlain trip 2A 2021 touring trip, and soon after was wrongly accused of assault and beheaded.

Stop worshiping the ginger! Henry the haiku master is our ruler now”

by Shane Churilla November 23, 2021

The Khatlan Haiku

The earth that the goddess loathed,

And which she protected way back,

Eventually outlasts her lifespans.

~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.

The Khatlan Haiku is just a mere poem.

by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 02, 2022

Haiku haikuha ikuha

A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.

A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as

"it just doesn't have a KU."

"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.

Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?

by Harmonica homie March 09, 2021

Quotational Haiku

Quotational:

of, resembling, or expressed as a quote: a fragment of a human expression that is being referred to by somebody else. Most often a quotation is taken from literature, but also sentences from a speech, scenes from a movie, elements of a painting, etc. may be quoted.

Haiku:

a three-line poem in any language, with five syllables in the first and last lines and seven syllables in the second, usually with an emphasis on the season or a naturalistic theme.

Quotational Haiku: a quote in a haiku form.

"Quotational Haiku," by Pseudonym The Wild

take care to get what,
you like or you will be forced,
to like what you get.

by [email protected] February 06, 2013