Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ho-ho man

A newly developed slang word referring to the Big Red Man, Santa Claus. It is derived from the line which Santa utters "ho, ho, ho!" It is illegal to say this in Sydney, Australia due to the recent Santa "ho, ho, ho" scandal.

Fitting Room Attendant: Y'all ready to see the ho-ho man? Young African American: Chyea! Chyea! Chyea! I finna see da ho-ho man!

by mc'lovin December 27, 2007

chocolate ho-ho

slang term for an anal sex where the receiving partner begins to shit as soon as the giver cums

man you said that bitch was nasty but i didna know she did the chocolate ho-ho!

by pappy July 18, 2004

Ho Ho The Clown

Someone with too much mascara who looks like a whore

A Whore "Ho Ho The Clown".

by Bradley Williams November 24, 2005

bro ho ho

when a group of men laugh off a women's concerns about a typical male dominated topic that she has no exposure to...

When the shaky patch job to make it work ,sparks concern, (as she rethinks the beer bribe) as bro ho ho's ring out.

by merryem August 18, 2015

Frosted ho ho

When one lays cable (poops) and then continues to nut (ejacutlate) on the cable laid. The act of crapping and nutting artfully combined.

I left a frosted ho ho on my jerk boss’s desk!

by Gnarly_Wanker August 29, 2019

ho ho hoe

a greeting for the holidays or some sort of awful nickname

"You're such a ho ho hoe Alisah omg"

by Jun :)))) December 03, 2020

Dundalk Ho Ho

A nasty, fat, blond chick from Dundalk that only black dudes will fuck and has at least 3 kids with different fathers.

That bitch Sheri is nasty. I wouldn't touch her with your dick! Yeah, well Tyrone is hitting it right now. Another Dundalk Ho Ho....

by jlid September 15, 2010