A fork of Rural Dictionary
The woman who changed my Life. The girl who is my everything. My friend, my Lover, and my rock. One of a kind, and my true Love.
I thank the Lord everyday for bringing Krystal back in my Life.
While similar in size and appearance to a white castle burger, the krystal burger is quite superior. Open 24 hours and always a great place to stop after consuming mass quantities of alcohol. The only bad thing about the illustrious krystal burger, is the horrendous shit you are sure to take the day following. Common slang terms for Krystal burgers are butt rockets, gut bombs, elephant scabs, etc.
Damn, I'm fucking wasted, let's go get a sack full of Krystal burgers!!!
A place to buy small, nasty little hamburgers. The southern equivilent to White Castle.
"Yo man I'm hungry. Wanna go over to Krystal's?" "Krystal? Hell no, let's go get White Castles. They got those crinkle cut fries."
A girl/woman who is named Krystal. Commonly misspelled or mistaken by others as Crystal, but only once because it will offend her and she'll make sure that you don't let it happen again. Also a fast food restaurant in the south. beautifulamazingtalentedlovingcaringsexy......
Do you know that girl Krystal?
Krystal: A bitch that makes you want to throw up. Her greasy nasty brown/blonde hair,her constant injuries, having a new boyfriend every week, and always having more drama than she needs. This hoe is the perfect candidate for being taped in a dark alleyway and actually enjoying it.
Andy: Damn, did you hear about that girl Krystal? Dean: I know dude. She got "raped" and enjoyed it. That's some fucked up shit man