A fork of Rural Dictionary
when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”
To ‘lecture that’ is a proverb describing absence. It is coined on the idea of not attending a lecture, which is common behaviour at universities.
“ You wanna link up later G and bun a zoot?”
“Can’t lie I’m gonna lecture that... gets man bare paranoid.”
When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.
We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.
A "rage lecture" is a full-blown verbal beatdown delivered by an instructor in response to some punk-ass student disrupting the class. It's a no-holds-barred communication style aimed at tackling the downright shitty behavior of the student. A fiery mix of frustration and rage, serving as a blistering reminder of who's in charge. Its main goal is to reassert control, put the disruptive student in their damn place, and get the class back on track
Man did you hear Professor Benji today? He went full on rage lecture on Tommy when he suggested that a foundation wasn't a requirement to building a house.
Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.
1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.
A mans who knows it all. Gives out knowledge to kids in need of a beating such as Mac and Crack Cheese.
The Lecturer came in my room and yelled at me to buy a truck and a lawn mower.