A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term of some "more mature" people educating, or delivering some "thoughts of life" to "immature people", usually from parents to their children.
Ugh, you know what? I just got a 1.5 hour lecture from my mom just because I showed her a meme!
The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.
"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend" "Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."
To tell people how to do something. Also Fhoz does not know.
Inno: *Talks word by word* Fhoz; *Deletes* Bad *then lectures inno* *Then fhoz does not know what it means*
That was a good one. A little derivative in places but pretty good.
Hym "Your lecture kind of leads me into something I've been think about for awhile now. About how it's foolish to expect people to adhere to your ethic. Or even to their own supposed ethic. There's always a caveat that exempts them. Something to ponder." Iam "That's the main issue I (personally) have with my parents. 'If I'm struggling you should see that I'm struggling and help me without me having to ask. If you're struggling it's because you're not doing what I want you to do.' The hypocrisy abounds." Hym "That sounds like a you problem. We're not talking about you. Stop making everything about you."
The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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