A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man with a big head. Basically you can replace "Lex" with every "your mother" joke .
Your Lex is so fat, his birthday spans 5 days
(verb) 1. A blatant and overt form of masurbation, generally with a facial expression of excitment and anxiousness.
I walked in on Ben and Brandon the other day and they were Lexing each other off
Latin. "The law is harsh, but it is the law."
"Man, I can't believe I have to die for killing someone!"
"Dura lex, sed lex"
An object so incredibly large the entirety of transhit could fit on it.
"Wow, the universe is HUGE!"
"Lex's forehead is bigger!"