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Messi

A fun, outgoing, over the top, funny girl. She likes singing Taylor Swift at the top of her lungs. She likes dancing in her car whenever she feels like it. She doesn't care what people think of her. She does what she wants whenever she wants. She's the best damn girl you'll ever meet. She recently checked off something from her bucket list, chinese firedrill. You'll love her to death.

Guy #1: You see that girl right there? Guy #2: Yeah. Guy #1: She's definately a Messi.

by QuinnJr. January 15, 2011

messy

hoes. that simple. OR for you technical people, actions of one that is intentionality to anger someone.

Ex,1 *Its a group convo of males at a table* One guy, "yal know i smashed Ashley last night!* Guy two, "Forreal? I did last week!" Another Guy," Dang dat girl messy. Mite as well get my turn in it!" Ex.2 *Girl starts a convo with her bestfriend.* *Another girl walks by that has nothing to do with the convo and butts in* *They Argue* Someone on the sideline, "dang dat gurl showl is messy for dat."

by RealadenFacts May 09, 2011

Messi

Best known as Satan's mistress. Obsessed with turtles and making fake MySpace profiles. She puts the word bitch to shame. She has two friends, one being her younger sister that resembles a lizard. And the other being a fat beast. She likes to call people "skanky hoes" and watch Finding Nemo.

Guy 1: Today I met this really disgusting girl. Guy 2: Let me guess, her name was Messi.

by idhatetobeyou February 03, 2010

messy

Not very clean

There was dirt all over the foor and it was a big mess! :P

by Laurel May 20, 2003

Messi

A fucking ass gay boy who don’t play and is arapist

Fuck messi

by Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Sa February 13, 2018

Messi Greenwood

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals. Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.

Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.

by Benny XI July 09, 2020

messy mulligan

Fucking one person, and then another immediately after. Coined by Kyu the love fairy from Huniepop 2: Double Date.

MC-kun: Can I perhaps interest you in some sloppy seconds? Kyu: Aww, you KNOW I love me a messy mulligan!

by realgamergrill February 13, 2021