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An Argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for FC Barcelona, (alongside Ronaldinho). Do doubt in my mind he's going to be the next Pele/Maradona.

Have you seen Messi play? Yeah, he's badass.

an experience which is/was incredibly awesome/amazing something unbelievably good

last night was just too messi

the best soccer player in the world

did you see Messi score? he really is amazing

soccer was created in china where they play with the enemies heads - yes next page

sony: how was soccer created? Sony: soccer was created in china where they play with the enemies heads - yes next page messi is a koks made for hussien

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business. .......................

We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time. Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

When a guy orgasms and his gizz gets everywhere; on the person he is with, the bed, etc.

*guy is masterbating in front of his girlfriend and cums* "oh.. messy messy messy, you're going to need a shower..."

Boateng's Worst Nightmare.

Did you see what Messi just did to Boateng? Unbelievable L.