A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for FC Barcelona, (alongside Ronaldinho). Do doubt in my mind he's going to be the next Pele/Maradona.
Have you seen Messi play? Yeah, he's badass.
an experience which is/was incredibly awesome/amazing something unbelievably good
last night was just too messi
v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business. .......................
We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time. Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?
When a guy orgasms and his gizz gets everywhere; on the person he is with, the bed, etc.
*guy is masterbating in front of his girlfriend and cums* "oh.. messy messy messy, you're going to need a shower..."