A fork of Rural Dictionary
full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.
I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.
Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".
Feast your mince pies on that!
An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.
I must remember to use a minced oath if I am angry, that way I wan't get in trouble.
Squeezing meat through a tight hole
Originally from Scotland: “Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”
Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.
Max: "We're out of butter" Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face" Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty" (complete silence) Erik: "That was stupid" (Erik walks away) Micah: "What was that Max?" Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"
West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.
She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.
Hardbaked nuggets of poo hanging from one's bum jungle. winnets chum nuts
"I knew I should have been more thorough when wiping my harris earlier.......I'm gonna have murder removing my mince medallions now" winnets chum nuts