Country Dictionary

An adorable primate that likes to goof around and play. They are very smart and like to imitate human behavior.

The monkey at the zoo did the same thing Ryan did.

1. Someone who is completely useless (insult)

2. An animal who swings around in trees

3. Slang for the vagina

1. "Steve, you are such a monkey!"

2. "Oooo, Did you see that monkey?"

3. "Apparently Stephanies got a tight monkey"

mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.

1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"

racist slang for a black person

that fuckin' monkey!!

penis

wow he has a big monkey

slang term for a black person, originating from their African jungle heritage, long legs and arms, and monkey-like facial features.

You should of learned your place on the basketball court but you fuckin monkey's never get the fuckin message.
-American History X

verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all

I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.