A fork of Rural Dictionary
a poo is a very large, fat, hairy, lumpy, shit which may not want to come out of its cave.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM granny you make the greatist poo pie!"
"can I poo in your face?"
"oh mum, your poo is amazing, is your ass still there?"
"David, are your poos green?"
"john you bring the poo i'll bring the hammer"(hint,hint)
"Can we exchange poos?"
"I want to explore your poo"
Another frikkin word for feces, shit, filth, etc. Poop smells very bad, like you. Bitch.
My poo is big; so big in fact, that I ate it. It was very tasty. Tasty, tasty poop . . .