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porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny

wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol

the awful invention that makes u miss tha skool bus

this porn is tha shyt. oh im bout to come...uhhhh.....uhhhh...awwwwwwwwwww fuck!!! (the bus pulls up then leaves)

What destroys your computer's hard drive

Val: Hey Jacob, What are you up to?

Jacob:Trying to fix my computer

Val: What happened to it?

Jacob: I don't know

Israel: CUZ THERE'S PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!

the one major word that can be googled and have a first search result that is NOT it's wikipedia article.

porn

Why aren't you on it now?

seriously.

go watch porn

an unstoppable leviathan.

porn! porn! porn! goddamn, i just wanted to download some old episodes of "doug" but the leviathan that is porn is unstoppable and permeates all of my attempts. DAMN YOU PORN!

something that both sexes can enjoy.

why can't people believe that i'm a chick and that i have my own porn collection?