A fork of Rural Dictionary
Katrina didn't go to school today because she had the scooty doods.
A glisteningly moist hairy axe wound necessitating the wiping of using the dog with an itchy ring method of scooting across the front room carpet.
Ee 'er minge were scooty, took the 'hole ov 'er mothers guest room curtain t' mek it skoom agin
The dancemove that can depict any emotion. It involves the use of all four limbs in a wave motion.
"Dude thats so sad, I'm doing the scooty wooty right now"