A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.
Example 1: Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year. Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way? Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray. Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation. Example2: Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....) (Later on) Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do. (From the movie, Pulp Fiction)
1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness. 2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.
1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands." 2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.
complicated, nasty, undesired situation.
He's in a hairy situation right now.
The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.
Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.
A male or female that is dark skinned but only in certain situations. Their skin tone fluctuates depending on their environment.
A situational darkskin; dark when compared to other people but okay on their own. Usually dark with natural light but are more brown skin with artificial lighting.
A fling where you exclusively hang out on Sundays. Typical activities include sex, sleeping, snuggling and snacks. So you're free to chill, date and wild out from Monday-Saturday but get all the best benefits of a relationship come Sunday. Like a situationship but specific to Sunday.
Yo I met the perfect match on Hinge. No more Sunday scaries and I still get my sweet freedom thanks to our Sunday situation.
to be told to stand up while you have an erection.
George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.