Country Dictionary

steal or walk out of a place with

"I went to the dealership and copped me a pimped-out Suburban for 40 G."
"I copped a feel on yo' bitch in that volleyball game, nigga!"

Cunts on patrol

Those cops stole all my damn weed and threw me in jail.

A government-funded genetically defective perverted fuckstain with the intellect of stale dog shit. Cops act like tyrannical assholes in attempts to make up for sexual inadequacies/shortcomings/predilections/cofusion.

"I became a cop so I could carry a gun, because it's the closest thing to a hard-on I'll ever experience, because my dick looks like a limp cocktail weenie. I'm afraid of women making fun of what they call my 'extra belly button.' Hell, I gotta admit, Women never really did it for me anyway. But it's different when I'm watching kiddie porn. Then it becomes the hardest cocktail weenie you ever saw. I can't make up my mind whether I like boys more than girls."

---Exerpt taken from taken from a policeman during an interview. The piece of shit requested total anonymity for fear of losing his job, while being cornholed by his partner.

1. Colloqial for police officer.
2. To shoot up heroin.
3. To steal, hustle, or any other illicit activity.

1. The cop pulled me over for doing 90 in my STi when I should have been doing 40.
2. The punks used to cop out in the back alley during shows.

Middle class white people who voted for bush and own a bunch of guns and use intimidation and threats to get you to cooperate

Cops: the biggest street gang in america

You would think there is no such thing as a trustworthy cop if you listened too closely to what the media tells you. There are plenty of trustworthy people who become cops, they're not superhuman, but they're also not all the bad people you hear about via the media. People have enough sense to know who they can trust, whether it's someone with a badge or whether it's someone who never had one.

Cops are just people, no more, no less.

1.A sexual pervert who uses the power of the badge to help obtain sexual gratification.

2.A sexual pervert. Period.

1.There was a prison guard from Bastrop who went to Austin and used his badge to get sexual favors from men. What doesn't surprise me about that is that the victims assumed the impersonator really was a faggot cop, as most of them are. No wonder they have that "blue wall of silence."

2.Margo Frasier. Period.