A fork of Rural Dictionary
intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears
Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!
A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.
I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.
verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf
John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch
Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.
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Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.
Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf
"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."
a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking
"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."
"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."