A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shrek is our smexy thicc lord. Shrek is love, shrek is life. Shrek enjoys thy onions. Most fanpeople of the shrek are planning to kill his wife to take shrek for oursel- Hail the Shrek
Shrek is HELLA HOT, MY DUDE! Would you smash, I'd for SURE smash that! He is dummy thicc and fine af, just look at his green sexy bald head, and those big manly hands. Mmm yeah.
Papi Shrek fisted me good last night.
When someone, male or female, goes about having sex with a person with ogresque qualities. They are usually extremely fat and ugly. Their faces are those of which only a mother could love and even then that may be pushing it.
This often happens when an individual is completely wasted and has lost sense of any moral code.
person 1: i dont even know what happened last night.
person 2: yes you do dude.
person 1 : no no i dont.
person 2: you were shrekking that one fat girl til 4 in the morning. THEN she left!
person 1: oh god
a beautiful, youthful, green, goddess who is accompanied by a majestic donkeh.
omg you look like shrek
oh thanks ig
Core blimey What a moose I have absolutely shrekked that spanner in that baby
I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed. “Shrek is love.”, I say. “Shrek is life.” My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now and my face hurts. I am very cold. I felt a warmth moving towards me. I felt something touch me. It’s shrek. I’m so happy. He whispers in my ear, ”This is my swamp.” He grabs me with his mighty ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. He looked him straight in the eye and said “It’s all ogre now.” Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
It’s not ogre... It’s never ogre... Shrek is love... Shrek is life...