A fork of Rural Dictionary
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping. Those were sleeping noises grandma.
something i need (i typed this and its 1 am)
- i stayed up all night, i need sleep - me too
What school prevents you from getting
Teacher-"Hey jimmy no sleeping in my class" Jimmy-"im sorry that school forces me to get up at 5:30 in the morning. Im sorry that school is the reason im sleep deprived. Teacher-"Well go to bed early" Jimmy-"falls asleep again" Teacher-"jimmy go to the principals office now!" Jimmy-"dies on the inside"
Sleep is the ability that gives energy to to animals and humans and this ability is most commonly used at night . In order to use this ability you need to close your eyes and RELAX. everyone unlocks this ability at level 1 (at the start of life). It is also used when someone is really tired after a long day of wanking at himself in the mirror!
-Yooo I am really tired I should probably get some sleep -NO please keep WANKING at yourself in the mirror -Okay *keeps wanking*