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An exclamation of approval and/or solidarity, generally applied in response to words, actions, or situations that can be broadly interpreted as clever, humorous, ironic, and/or irreverent. Most effective when used in a funny voice, in an irritating context, or as a knee-jerk reaction to everyday occurrences.

Call: "Why are you mixing the ranch and bbq in such a precise ratio? It's just Wendy's chicken nuggets, man, it doesn't really matter all that much..." Response: "Wank wank wank." Call: "Why are you trying to ride three skateboards stacked on top of each other? That's just stupid!" Response: "Wank wank wank." Call: "Are you seriously going for triple fabs right now? It's 4AM! You have class in 5 hours!" Response: "Wank wank wank."

The most retarded kind of Pokemon made when the nutters at Nintendo take too many sniffs of the good old nose candy

Pokemon trainer - see that wank wank over there Wank wank - *makes Downey noise*

1. When a man gets against a woman and starts doing dry-humping motions back and forth and saying "wank wank". 1. The act of sex.

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for a little wank wank?

A white individual (generally male) who acts black. A wank-wank is an extreme case of wansterism, and is not to be taken seriously. You can usually find a wank-wank outside your local Wal-Mart. He will be wearing icy-cold bling bling, and will be hitting on girls half his age. Somehow, he will inevitabley convince 14-15 year old girls he is cool. If you spot a wank-wank, spit on him, then insult his backpack.

K-Fed is such an effing wank-wank.

When an event or period of time consists of significant amounts of masturbatory activity.

I had a very wankful weekend

1. to masturbate 2. a term to describe something of substandard quality 3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt

1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.' 2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.' 3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.

predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana Holding Your Sausage Hostage Jackin' the Beanstalk Rounding up the Tadpoles Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ Spank the Frank Applying the hand brake Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Auditioning the finger puppets Beef-stroke-it-off Boxing the bald champ Charming the snake Checking for testicular cancer Choking Kojak Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Straddle your paddle Taking matters into your own hands Teasing the weasel Thumping the pump Tickling the pickle etc etc