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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 03, 2022

Yui kong

Lemomeme's therapist

Person: i am criple Yui kong: reverese sad

by Not15thboi October 27, 2020

kong da savage pup

Kong Da Savage Pup is a Badass dog owned by Logan Paul; A Pomeranian; Has a love hate relationship with his big bro Maverick; Lives In La,California; Has an Instagram so go follow it!!

Kong Da Savage Pup is such a badass, he's definitely a savage

by Dongyalasongyalafong134 August 18, 2017

Konge-Ire

A unisex name. An amazing heart. Always wanting the best for others. Very skillful. Loves to joke around and have a great sense of humor.

Ohh, look at Konge-Ire

by Mimiso la la July 13, 2021

Kang Kong

People who say something without thinking anything about the meaning of what they said. People who answer anything on your question that's way too off. This is caused by a lack of sleep.

You're so kang kong today. Get some sleep.

by Darkhaha April 14, 2021

kong mei yee

The Most Cute,Sweet and prettiest girl ever. She is the Cinderella to her future life partner. Perfect plan maker and she got talent to run a group too. She mature in thinking but she always small kid to her love ones and friends. Her dedication and hard work always pay off.Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that – especially you.

Someone : Who is Kong Mei Yee? Someone : The pretty girl I ever meet!!

by Bubloo November 22, 2021

Donkey Konging

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.

I was donkey konging my hoe last night

by EggBlunt September 06, 2022