A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's the one long remaining hair on your boyfriend ends nuts after he attempts to shave them
Omg babe... I thought you shaved..., I found a coconut hair on the bottom of your nuts
Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.
Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.
When you have a cum on your dick and you give a girl her coconut finger
A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.
I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!
Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.
You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.
Incredibly stupid person, slang used in Nigeria
Esther is such a coconut head, she never listens