A fork of Rural Dictionary
a parking space especially close to the entrance, usually the closest or second closest space.
"Look at this parking spot! What a Costanza!"
Front row parking. The closest, non-handicapped, parking spot to the location/ your destination.
"I couldn't believe we found a Costanza at the mall, as crowded as it was."
A person who seems Jewish but is really Italian.
dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish? guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.
A mysteriously beautiful woman. She is classy, collected, yet fun to be around. She has a gorgeous face and one of the most amazing bodies, causing every man's head to turn. However, the best part about her is her pure soul. She can have anyone she wants, but she is incredibly honest and committed to the one she chooses. Her word and actions always match and no matter what, she will always be there for you. She is confident and compassionate, the type of woman to put a smile on your face, the one you long to see and kiss at the end of the day. If you let her go, you will regret it until the day you die. Costanza is the type you want to marry.
Guy 1: Damn! Do you see that girl!? Guy 2: She has the best ass I've ever seen!! Guy 3: Yeah, that ass is fat, but what's better is her intellect. She's a Costanza!
An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.
After Thanksgiving I usually have a Costanza.