Country Dictionary

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Glaze Gutter

The signature trough or "gutter" that contains an additional serving of glazed sweetness that has been carved into the top of a meatloaf.

Robert's signature glaze gutter significantly enhanced the sweetness of his famous "meat-candy" meatloaf.

by BobbySouth January 01, 2017

Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.

Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday

by Scarbs73 February 12, 2024

gutter taint

Occurs when swamp ass juice has dripped down into the taint area

Damn, my swamp ass has upgraded to full blown gutter taint.

I pulled that girls panties off and she had the worst gutter taint stank.

by judichop87 January 20, 2016

cloudy gutter

Head in the clouds, dick in the gutter

she sent me titties and I immediately entered the cloudy gutter

by emerald666 November 18, 2022

gutter snack

The crust chips left on the outside of a prostitutes vagina.

A eat before you skeet special that runs down both curbs.
The snack that smiles back. "With missing teeth".

Dale would have bought taco truck but he got a burner on his lip from those gutter snacks.

by STDfree December 06, 2017

Gutter Balls

When a males testicles become trapped in the perineum area between the scrotum and the anal passage, causing a sweaty testicular mess.

"Oh man, I got the worst case of Gutter Balls on the bus home from space camp. My balls are so sweaty and contorted! What a mess!"

by Big daddy ball talker May 25, 2013

Gutter ball

You going to give someone a “tea bag” but miss and hit them in the eye with your ball sack. It’s a “ Gutter Ball

I unfortunately gave Pablo a “ Gutter Ball” by accident yet he still finished me off!

by BUBBA BOSTON September 22, 2022