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Alan Resnick (or just 'Resnick'), is a comedian, performance artist, actor, and director. As he made and/or directed, "THHPII" (abbreviated from "This House Has People In It"), "Unedited Footage of a Bear", "alantutorial", "Visitor Information", "May I Please Enter?", "Entering", etc.
Resnick also depicts himself in his fictional character roles as a little kid, which may or may not have autism, and always speaks in a soft/timid tone of voice.
He also hosts/co-hosts EGI 2, a gaming review/talkshow hosted on Twitch.
A: Yo 'B', do you know who played that "alantutorial" character?
B: Oh, it's Alan Resnick.
He’s the literally the real darth vader
LOOK ITS THE REAL ALAN AGUIRRE
Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."
Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.
"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."
A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums
Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”