A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.
I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth
Making temporary note of something in your cranium
Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"
JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."
Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving
A person who puts an unhelpfully large number of pencil marks into a puzzle grid, in the optimistic belief that the resulting chaos will guide him or her to a solution. Especially relevant to sudoku puzzles.
"Oh god, don't let Pencil Mark have a go. He'll deface the puzzle beyond all recognition and we'll never crack it."
you usually finish your work and treasure it.
Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.
A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.
It's not a toy.
Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"
Penciling is the opposite a scissoring. When you just rub two PP’s together.
Jordin asks a stranger if he will like to try penciling.