Country Dictionary

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Panic Press

A tough situation in that makes you rage and/or panic press a button that can mess you up

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened? Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident. Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks. Guy 2: Yeah, it does.

by Joshua-1223-5 January 03, 2025

dirty panic

it's defined by the moment right before and right after you come where every single part of your body is in ecstasy.

"damn, yesterday's was so good I had a dirty panic"

by toothpaste_lunchbox February 10, 2022

panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.

Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down

by Xdinovations November 02, 2014

Panic of TACs

Collective noun for Track Access Controller's

Jesus did you see that panic of TACs in the mad hatter tonight?

by Mushroom09 July 14, 2023

panic suit

A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.

"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!" "Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"

by Markatansky July 29, 2012

Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late? Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!! Tim: What happened? Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

Panic buyers

Cunts

Panic buyers should be shot on sight

by Lapford Mafia November 01, 2020