Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Pubes

The crusty musty ironed hairs in ur gentiles

OH MY MARY UR PUBES THERE THERE SO LLL…onggg I CANT U MUST HAVE TO USE A STRAIGHTENING IRON ON THEM DAY AND NIGHT MY LORD THOSE PUBES MUST CAUSE SUCH ANXIETY LIKE WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND U THINK ITS A ROBBERY BUT ITS NOT OR HOW ABT UR LEMONADE STAND WHERE UR JUICE IT OUT OF UR PUBES HUH HOW U LIKE THAT. ALRIGHT KIDS LETS END THIS OFF ON A GOOD NOTE VERY MOVING…

by Mary’s mom April 21, 2022

Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world

Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster

by Dirty Mike n the boys October 15, 2017

pube-lishing

When you're high and you send in urban dictionary definitions that make no sense

Guy #1 (high): Bro I'm tripping right now but this word I defined on urban dictionary is fucking funny
Guy #2: This shit doesn't make any sense, you're definitely pube-lishing
Guy #1: Nah you just gotta feel it through the words

by pseudonymous-bosch- June 04, 2018

Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 08, 2019

Strawberry Pubes

Strawberry pubes is referring to a ginger or daywalker with reddish strawberry blonde hair that would indicate their pubes would also have a strawberry tint. People that dye their pubes are considered "False Pubes" and are not of the strawberry variety. Strawberry pubes have a specific taste when consumed in a pipe or when eaten, but generally have a flavor of the crisp variety. From pure bred gingers, you will often get flavors and aromas of strawberry rhubarb-crisp, apple crisp, and depending on the size and weight of the individual you will sometimes get Cookie Crisp. False Pubes generally taste like nail polish and dog shit.

I ate out a ginger chick from school yesterday and her strawberry pubes got stuck in my teeth. Her asshole was more red than pink.

by Uncle Renegade November 16, 2017

game pube

a gaming console made for retards.

i just bought the new game pube

by edibletree066 February 11, 2018

Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.

"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"

by stonerjerry February 24, 2019