A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Negro Quarterback in the NFL or NCAA College Football.
We've got a Spear Chucker at Quarterback today.
The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.
Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.
Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.
When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.
*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear
Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.
"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"
Or
"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"
Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.
Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"
Ochris: "Legal, obviously."
Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."