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hurt your maggie

When someone has gone a long duration without ejaculation, and squeezes someone into exphilation upon climax.

I took a girl home from the bar last night, i squeezed her so hard after I finished she passed out.... she's fine I just hurt your Maggie

by Bear Grillzzz October 01, 2017

Hurting for a squirting

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.

Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)

by TehPwn3r November 29, 2024

Nut hurt

When you get bit by a bug on your nuts

Yo the mosquitos are so bad I got nut hurt!

by Aus_square October 02, 2021

My knees hurt

You’ve railed more than 15 girls

Zach : Man my knees hurt

Alex : My man !!

by Devilish_Crown June 17, 2022

My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.

“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn

by theaustinhater42069 October 01, 2023

Tummy Hurt

Lowkey saying your a little sad. So basically heart ache

She said we should be friends.My tummy hurt

by playboi-Cardi March 10, 2019